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My Quest For Computer Cognition

My Quest For Computer Cognition
Situational scenes and ideas for a television sitcom, Miley Dreams. Miley will involve herself with a dude who discovered a mathematical, Cartesian relationship linking all biological life to a Creative entity. A fascinating discovery which motivates Miley and I and others to embark upon a quest for the secrets of biological cognition, ultimately to set the stage and the gears in motion for the construction of Murgatroyd: a future computer system mimicking biological cognition.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Coming To The Rescue Of The Young Hannah Fan

Fade in:

Int. - Night - Girl's bedroom

Father enters room and places ten year old daughter on his lap. 
Father's arms embrace daughter. 

Father:
Your Moms says you been feelin' bad all day. 
Wanna talk about it?

Daughter:
(teary-eyed) … Miley … Hannah, she took her clothes off 
in some magazine. 

… and I will write this tenderly, at some future place 
and date. The kid needs an adult male to explain things 
'cause Moms isn't saying, portraying the reality of the 
situation. (Those touchy, feely females, ugh! 'Ya know? (¡~,~¡) What Miley wants by acting the way she is, Father 
explains to daughter, is what Father is doing 
with the daughter at this very moment.
 

Father:
Tender talk and hugs from other people is what Miley 
wants now, and they can't come from Moms and Billy 
Ray anymore, sweetheart. Why not? Because she wants 
someone else, like your mother and I wanted each other 
years ago. 

Daughter:
But does she have to go looking for tender talk and 
hugs by taking her clothes off?
 
… and I want to think this dialog through. Miley is 
taking her clothes off because, seriously, it's her Destiny 
to do this, to acquire the attention of the Sage who's 
being raped and pestered daily by the satanic social 
engineers of modern day America. Miley's jailbait public 
persona was successful, because the reality of the 
situation is, HEY!!!! HERE I AM, PEOPLE!!!! …? I could 
work with this line of thought, though it isn't a prescription 
of conduct for other celebrities to follow. Either way, 
Miley is successful and wealthy, and I can portray her 
salacious conduct a signal expressing an idiosyncratic of 
the Creator. What is this idiosyncratic "signal" the Creator 
has "imparted" upon our beloved Miley? The Creator has 
found favor with Miley, and I, the Sage, I have to toy with 
how to move this train of thought.     

Young folk who act this way simply enjoy sex 
(thoughts). Wealthy or poor the stigma is there, and 
perhaps for good reason certain social taboos are 
necessary. I want to inject the Creator as an important 
element to consider when a young person, male or 
female, acts this way, is all.

I have to think this through … . And without 
acknowledging the Creator, than one explores their 
sexuality to only recognize their own likes and dislikes in 
this arena. And, to each his or her own, fine. Consider 
the Creator while investigating your sexuality, and what 
those thoughts and feelings are all about.
 

Father:
Miley has thoughts and feelings for wanting tender 
talk and hugs, and her Moms and Pa aren't the people 
she wants to talk to and hug with now. 

Daughter:
But the Maiden, Maiden America, our Miley, isn't 
undressing in pictures to have people talk and hug her 
tenderly, Dad.

Father:
Yes and no, sweetheart. Miley's testing herself and 
others.

I thonk I got the gist of it nailed …,
Jan 8, 2010 7:00 

Father holds daughter on lap. Embracing her with a firm 
hug of his arms  She's facing away from him as he 
speaks to her. 

Father:
Our Miley's been thinking thoughts that make a guy want 
to do things that make her have a baby in her tummy. 
But Miley doesn't want a baby of her own, yet. She's just 
acting the way she is 'cause it makes her feel grown up 
and like an adult. People around her may, without 
intending to, they treat her and make her feel like a kid, a big kid, and so 
she wants to hurry up and grow up so that people will 
stop treating her like a kid. She's acting the way she 
does to make adults look at her as one of them and 
maybe this will stop them from sometimes talking and 
acting as if she's some little kid. Miley wants the respect 
of an adult."

Daughter:
Does Miley want a baby?

Father:
Having a baby of her own right now, at this time in her 
life is not what she wants. She's just checking out all the 
new thoughts and feelings the world is presenting to her 
now. Miley's got millions of dollars in her pocket now, 
and money opens up possibilities to do things. She's 
walking around doing things …, with … Places to go. 
People to see. Things to do. Miley's exploring the 
opportunities in her life now. Some opportunities will be 
rewarding for her, others will bring her pain. She has to 
step into each opportunity to find out, though. That's life.

Daughter:
Aren't those people taking pictures of her bad people for 
her to be with, though?

Father:
(She has to be wary of people, for sure …, but she's 
keen and got smart people around her, lookin out for 
her.) Anne Liebowitz took some photos of her —

Daughter:
The ones Moms and I saw in the magazine at the library.

Father:
Yeah, and because of that photo shoot with Anne and 
her friends, Miley is now friends with a well-known 
photographer, with Anne. Suppose some time in the 
future Miley has a project in the works and she feels the 
expertise of a good photographer is necessary. Miley will 
think, I know, I'll call Anne and ask her for help. 
Places to go. People to see. Things to do. Miley's making 
friends now.  But at the end of the day you know what 
Miley wants?

Daughter:
(beat) …

Father:
Miley wants someplace to go where it's warm and safe, 
and to have someone who she can give tender talk and 
hugs to.

                                        Fade out:


 I gotta work on this. The reality of the situation. I 
need some help 'cause I ain't thunkin' this through 
smoothly.
           

24 comments:

sezzlemcsezzleton said...

Ok kids, let's pause, rewind, and think for a second.

Mergatroidals, also known as Kurt L Hanson, is an ex-inmate of a 'high security prison' (his quote). He was arrested twice for burgling drug stores. (or so he said in a comment log here on his blog).

He is 52 years old (according to his profile here on blogspot).
Miley Cyrus is 17. She is not yet the age of legal consent.(depending on where you live, but let's assume 18 is the age of consent where Kurt lives.)

Assuming the information in his profile is correct, Kurt Hanson and Miley Cyrus have an age gap of about 35 years.

Now, let's put this in perspective. If Kurt Hanson had a child at the age of 35, they would be Miley Cyrus' age now.

In other words, if Kurt Hanson had a daughter at the age of 32, his daughter would be twenty. Hell, she might even have a kid of her own, about 1 or 2 years old.

Simply put, Kurt Hanson is old enough to be Miley Cyrus' father. In a couple of years' time, he'll be old enough to be the GRANDfather of any child she might have.

Kurt Hanson is 'obsessed' with Miley Cyrus (also his quote).

Kurt Hanson, despite the fact that 52 is just a bit too old to be even CONSIDERING having a baby, (by the time the kid is 10, he'd be in his 60s!) wants Miley Cyrus to have his babies, if his recent blog post is anything to go by.

Lesson over, kids.
And remember - never give out your real name and age to strangers on the internet. =)

CreatorDetected said...

… «cough», … «cough», «cough» … yes, sir.

CreatorDetected said...

…, «cough», … «cough» … «cough» …

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… «cough», … «cough», … «cough»

sezzlemcsezzleton said...

Well, it's true right? You are 52 and Miley is 17. It's more than a little bit weird. Just sayin'.

Yeah, see, no one wants to watch your videos even if you disguise the links. They don't wanna see your stupid mug, nor your disgusting teeth. Come on man, Pady is right. Buy some mouthwash or something. Gollum has better dental hygene than you.

CreatorDetected said...

«cough», … «cough», … «cough», heh-heh, yes, sir.

PadyPadyPop said...

You're not going to get anywhere with him, Sezzle. He's just too scared of you.

Kurt, I believe that's half-robot, half-puppet? I know you're obsessed with little girls, but come on. It's not real.

I've heard Miley's got a new boyfriend. Looks like Kurt's going to be stuck with puppets for a long time.

sezzlemcsezzleton said...

Don't tell him that, he'll cry.

PadyPadyPop said...

Like a baby, sezzle. A great big pot-bellied baby with gollum teeth.

CreatorDetected said...

Miley's knees have the future Murgatroyds screaming Please, dear Creator God, have them design me with Miley Cyrus knee caps ...!

sezzlemcsezzleton said...

EWWWWWW skinny chicken legs. Someone needs to eat a sandwich and learn to dress themselves properly.

PadyPadyPop said...

I'm not looking at her legs, I'm still transfixed on her extremely large teeth.

CreatorDetected said...

It's not funny. It's sad.

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sezzlemcsezzleton said...

How considerate of Mergles to show us his reaction to our mocking.

PadyPadyPop said...

I thought he was a bit OTT. If I were Miley I'd be running for the hills right now.

sezzlemcsezzleton said...

With her skinny chicken legs flying all over the place. Yeah.

Seriously, if he gets mad at us taking the piss imagine how angry he must have been when NASA made a clown out of him.

I bet he needed to buy a new keyboard after that one.

CreatorDetected said...

Oh, must be thrilling to think you two will find out who this hapless soul is. And when you do learn his identity, why fresh meat! for your satanic pig natures to attempt to faggotize, ... or if he gets out of hand sometime in the future to think of ways to "accidently on purpose" kill him. Wow, to be satanic ..., all Pady's and Sez's satanic thoughts are of course to protect society from these congenital defects. Such good people!

Pady and Sez types, they're satanic manifestations on the earth. Jesus and I have 'em in the crosshairs, and they're written down as satanic in the history books of tomorrow. Can't stop it. Not now. Enjoy your daze, ...! while you still got 'em.

~`~

sezzlemcsezzleton said...

Awww, one loser being all overprotective of another!

Tell me, if we were satanists, what would be the point in showing us the video? You have no logic whatsoever. Have fun in the loony bin.

sezzlemcsezzleton said...

While we're at it, let's educate the masses on proper use of the english language.

'...' does NOT go after a comma. EVER. Nor does it go after a period. ... is meant to finish a sentence like this... see?

And when you do learn his identity, why fresh meat! for your satanic pig natures to attempt to faggotize, ...

Exclamation marks do not go in the middle of sentences. Learn to use basic punctuation and REAL scientists might take you seriously.

Wow, to be satanic ...,

Commas do NOT go after ... EVER. It looks uglier than your teeth, and that's really saying someting.

Pady and Sez types, they're satanic manifestations on the earth.

Satanic Manifestations of what? I don't think you realise quite what that means. 'Manifestations of Satan' would make sense, though it's a load of bullshit anyway. God, Jesus, Satan... fairytales, man. No offence to Pady of course.

Enjoy your daze, ...! while you still got 'em.

Oh god, an exclamation mark after a ... after a comma. Now you're just ASKING for people with real education to come and kick you in the butt.

I hope you're not putting those little anime faces into legitimate letters to publishing companies. Actually wait, I do. The looks on their faces would be priceless.

Man, I hope you know what 'protection' is. Wouldn't want your kids to inherit your stupidity.

CreatorDetected said...

Imagine the Creator designating the New York metro area to be the creationbirthplace of the first cognitive computer system created by human mind and hand. Marvel future peoples, the greatest creation of human mind and hand: Murgatroyd. A system with the capacity for volition. Imagine that, the future ... .

It is my firm belief that the intentions of the Creator have deemed the nation of the United States of America with the honor of such a creation: a brand spankin' new form of life, a new species of life ... wow! Murgatroyd. The West is the best! Now and in the history books of tomorrow. The West is the best!

And to believe the Creator wants and very much intends to have Pady and Sez types of human ilk, this collection and these groups of human slimeball thoughts and beliefs to be recorded as satanic. This recording is accomplished so as to insure that the "genetic code" that the future human engineers will place upon Murgatroyd to have it's progeny evolve into nothing similar to their slimeball, sick-fuck nature. Murgatroyds will never become the violent, terror life forms of movies. The Creator wants and intends to have the future people who will work to build Murgatroyds to realize Pady and Sez sick-fuck types as evil people, and not good wholesome, upstanding back-stabbers to humanity as they are seen to be today. They're Maggots of Jesus, in actuality. Don't think of them as some kind of ideal and then want to emulate and become like them. Jesus knows them not ... .

sezzlemcsezzleton said...

Looks like someone forgot to take their meds today.

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CreatorDetected said...

Future manipulation of the genetic code. The proud homos of today ponder upon the words of that sentence and to realize someday, perhaps ten thousand years into the future, … and oops! faggotism will be no more. Homos of today realize a fleeting notion they're fighting a battle that they ultimately, in the bitter end, they will lose. In the future only defeat is the end result? YES! … and, … yet today we must fight …! And the plot thickens …, heh-heh. ~,~

Faggotism is eradicated because future individuals who desire children will "turn off" the genes that render their male offspring with thoughts to act like females sexually. Those future individuals who turn off their offspring's genes for faggotism will always be at odds with those incorrigible sick-fucks of the human race such as the Maggot For Jesus Pady and her satanic lover-in-amour Sez who will fight for the right to turn their offspring into their version of the best human: that is, the most delectable hunks of Manhood a faggot could dream of. Imagine what the future sick-fucks would genetically cook up as the ideal human so as to suit their satanic thoughts with … . Oh, my God! is the response to such imagined thought, I suppose … . Don't anyone attempt to stop these future satanic sick-fucks from keeping those faggot genes turned on and running at full-steam with their offspring! No, Sir! Maggot Pady and Sez and all their satanic sick-fuck friends have rights, too! And they all most definitely will fight anyone who stands in their way for the respect and the right to faggotize their own brood or clan or clique or what-have-you of human offspring. Don't mess with these sick-fucks, boys and girls. Be scared and seek “protection” … . Heh-heh. 

In the future faggotism is wiped off the human genetic code. This is certain and of course "good." But how long the world and humanity must wait for the good to be the reality is dependent upon convincing the future satanic sick-fucks to, ultimately, simply lay down and die and surrender. Imagine finding the words and the rationales to speak to those proud homosexuals of today, and like-wise to those adamant and now-blessed-by-"god"-joined-in-holy-matrimony-homosexuals of the future, attempting to convince them that what their sexual life is about is similar to a plague, a disease afflicting the human condition and spirit towards a debased and perverse nature. Well, boys and girls, no one else is doing this kind of talkin’. No political, educational, religious leaders of today are accomplishing anything to stand up and cheer about. An opportunity then for the beloved Miley Cyrus and I through Miley Dreams to do what needs to be done to bring about a truly better world for all. Someone has to step up to the plate and hit the home runs. 'Cause no one else is, … and so then this mission might as well be accomplished through us, Miley and I. Heh-heh. ~,~

Faggotism will someday be exterminated off the earth. Accomplished through the future individuals who will want their children to think and live heterosexual lives. Through simple acts of choosing snippets of genetic code (reference the word eugenics here at Wikipedia, perhaps …) and faggotism will someday go completely “bye-bye.” But between now and this future date battles must be fought. Maggots and sick-fucks like Pady & Sez are capable of much evil until the're vanquished by the good people of today, and those who will follow in the future. Stay strong, boys and girls. The better world for all depends on you. Heh-heh. ~,~

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