Little Girl's Butts

Little Girls Butts, or

If You Can't Convince Howard Stern With Genius

Baffle Him With It

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Wrapped clad in blue denim or purple nylon spandex, I

X-ray through the stinky parts.

She makes each movement a coordinate, portents of Life.

Mini-glutes sparkle muscles's energy

forcing bone angles, motion

stepping forward, skipping, jumping up, squatting down.

"Fascinating," as Spock would say.

"The juncture for half her body's energy."

Today's spineless, gutless intellectual cowards of academia claim,

"Alone and by itself the dense packet of force/energy from the Big Bang,

after billions of years, evolved into ..." for instance,

evolved into the mass and motion of a little girl's butt.

Butt energy, or any form of force/energy cannot transform itself

into any other "thing" all by itself.

Today's spineless, gutless intellectual cowards of academia have yet to pronounce

the necessity for the existence of an entity as the source of origin

for the force/energy of the Big Bang.

An entity which must exist and be responsible for

engineering the order of transformation

for that infinitely dense packet of force/energy

from the Big Bang at t < 1.

"Miley "Maiden America" Cyrus, your fans will someday break camp.

The best and brightest to saddle up for battle.

Three fronts: religious, educational, political."

"Archaic religious texts are not inspired transmissions

detailing the will and the intentions of the Creator

to us, Its human creation.

Sever this jugular in the minds of the masses."

"Acknowledge the existence of a Creative entity in the classroom.

And through scientific inquiry and with a rational frame of mind,

psychoanalyze this Creative entity to understand

Its will, intentions, and demeanor."

"Your fans personal constitutions are a potent political force."

"God speed."

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